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[27 Sep 2003|06:34pm] |
hi friends. i have a new journal, if you havent already added it you are nothing to me.
_cowabunga ADD IT!
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[26 Aug 2003|09:55pm] |
new journal.
_cowabunga
ADD ME AND ILL ADD YOU BACK!
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[26 Aug 2003|05:15pm] |
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and to think that was the girl i used to go surfing with. thats right, someone actually came out of orange park a success. im next!
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[21 Aug 2003|07:26pm] |
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You're one of Earth's tanks, a spike tailed and
armor plated Stegosaurus!
What dinosaur are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
OHHH and amberrrs jealous!
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[20 Aug 2003|09:13pm] |
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john goodman makes me happy.
i totally have a crush. eww.
B2K AND MARIO are hosting 106&Park
on BET as i type. boner. BONER!!!
mint chocolate chip tofutti cuties.
could life get any better?
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[18 Aug 2003|09:52pm] |
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unlike SOME people, i love the african american population. today i was walking to class when a fine strabbing young black man asked to carry my books. he told me to "holla back sometime, shawty". now.. what does that mean?
also, dont be alarmed if this is my last entry. apparently tomorrow im going to be beaten to death with golf clubs and golf balls.
could you believe i almost forgot to mention the best part of my day. so we're in the middle of a heated ap english discussion when i catch a glance of megans shirt. it stated "JAMICAN me crazy". of course it was the funniest thing i have ever seen and i cracked up non-stop for about 3 minutes. and everyone looked at me, in disgust.
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[17 Aug 2003|05:55pm] |
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sadly, im addicted to my very cheap digital camera. someone steal it.
notice how i tried to be emo, "fuck you im edge", cool, and hot. and it just ended up retard.
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[16 Aug 2003|02:55am] |
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uptown girls is the cutest movie. i couldve wouldve shouldve cried! stupid henry.
i read a couple of past entries and realized what a fuckass i must seem like. i complain too much. i have a fabulous life and the best friends imaginable.
( FOR MY GIRLS! )
and this is strictly tiffie, ambizzle, lily, amberr, candiss, reno, and shawna. so go away if thats not you.
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[15 Aug 2003|11:01am] |
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.Identity.
1. Name (First) - kimberlina
(Middle) - danger
(Last) - QUAIL
2. Birthday - 09.08.86
3. Age - 16.8
4. Hometown - orange county, california
5. Current Location - orange park, florida
6. Height - 5'1
7. Weight - 103
8. Ethnicity - half retard, half asian, mostly russian
9. Sexual Preference - asexuality is cool
10. Astrological Sign - virgo
.Friends.
1. Best girl friend(s) - tiffie, lily, bethany, ambizzle, amberrr, candi$$
2. Best boy friend(s) - the mafia, trip, terry h, dustina
3. Funniest - amberrr/tiffie
4. Always with - tiffie and/or ambizzle
5. Don't see enough - lily, bethany, my big sisters!
6. Best hair - lily
7. Best clothes - candi$$
8. Nicest - tiffie
9. Meanest - candi$$
10. Best musical tastes - amberrr
.Favorites.
1. Movie(s) - igby goes down, last days of disco
2. TV Show(s) - cops, real tv, real world
3. Sport(s) - basketball and hockey
4. Color(s) - brown, green, black
5. Number - 9,049,453,887
6. Food - fruits and vegan enchiladas
7. Drink - root beer, water, cranberry juice
8. Summer activity - running around in tees and undies, being pointless, depressed shopping
9. Winter activity - wearing fucking cool jackets
10. Daily activity - making people laugh
.Romance.
1. Married/Engaged/Taken/Dating/Single - uninterested
2. Turn on(s) - nice hurr and shoes
3. Turn off(s) - ugly hurr and shoes, muscle, fat.
4. Best kiss - no
5. Virgin? - you idiot
6. Longest relationship - dont know, dont care
7. Shortest relationship - 2 days
8. Last kiss - no
9. Last boyfriend/girlfriend - one big regret
10. Favorite romantic activity - fucking
.Do You/Are You/Have You.
1. Drink alcohol - no
2. Smoke - occasionally
3. Smoke pot - of course not!
4. Do other drugs - are you loony?!
Like what -
5. Kissed same sex - so last summer
6. Sexed same sex - no
7. Flashed boob/penis - i wish, no
8. Shaved or nappy - nappy dugout, not really though
9. Eat meat - no
10. Speak any other languages - si
.Current.
1. How do you feel - pumped up
2. Any problems - shut up
3. Music - the cure
4. Clothing - asu shorts, circle takes the square shirt, smoke-out glasses
5. Worry - i dont
6. Joy - the joy of skipping school
7. Pain - my booty hurts and my arm has been punched too many times
8. Tasks - i probably wont do them
9. Smell - upper lip
10. Taste - cottonmouth
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[09 Aug 2003|12:29am] |
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im glad that im the only girl in my hunting class. im glad that we're going to learn how to speak turkey. like the bird.
most of all im glad that im a vegan in a hunting class. shut up.
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[07 Aug 2003|04:00pm] |
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have i ever told you how much i love my life? sucks to be you!
well last night was just plain wrong. but funny. my mother was dying, or so she thought, so we spent about 4 hours at the nas jax emergency room. and what a lame emergency room. there were no severed heads or missing eyes! then I HAD TO DRIVE HOME because she was drugged. me. i drove alllll the way back to my house from nas jax. if you know me at all you know that i am terrified of driving. and it was like 1 am. pitch black. you should all thank your lucky stars that i live to type this.
so the first day of school has always been my favorite thing. and today was just so nice. it was cute getting attacked by everyone with hugs. however, i am but a wee little girl so people should really stop tackling me. my body can not take it. im just so cool. like totally.
i have the best brother in the world. hes just so generous.
and look at baby me. i have heavy eye make-up, plastic pearls, hot hurr, cute hurr thing, sitting on an orange blanket with a pack of ciggies and a lighter next to me. i seriously can not believe ive ALWAYS been this awesome.
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[06 Aug 2003|03:39pm] |
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no i did not get my schedule today! so dont ask. i like not knowing whos gonna be in my classes. gawd im so much cooler than you.
today i got the best news imaginable. my bethany watkins, bestfriendforever since 3rd grade, will be in florida this saturday at 5:00 pm. if i dissappear for 7 days its because im having the time of my life with my soul sister. princess bethany butt and annie-kim-nanie. watch yourself!
look at me! im the happiest girl alive! well i was about to post pictures. but nevermind.
call me crazy but i can not wait for senior year to get over with. i want to start a real life... in tempe!
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[06 Aug 2003|12:05am] |
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my friends are better than your friends! and my mom and brother are totally better than your everything!
i am happy. i hope you are too.
also, the "n" word is not funny or cute or cool. and im not just saying that because im un-white. yeah you people dont care, youre still gonna use it because its totally hip.
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[03 Aug 2003|06:20pm] |
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i changed my layout again. whatever, i like the 80s. and the picture is amberrrs vision of me. i feel it captures my essence.
The Eighties.
Which Decade Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
someone remind why i came back to florida!
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[02 Aug 2003|08:04pm] |
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wow. im fat. and did i mention none of those even really look like me?
yesterday was cute. st. auggie is my utopia. explorations in the ghetto with tiffie make me more happy than youll ever know.
today i went out to lunch with my parents and then to the avenues. they had to restrain me from the mac counter.
i love how its a saturday night and id rather be spending it at home watching movies with my parents than being retarded with my peers. has my life really come to this?
yes, i am listening to inspection 12. whatever, it gives me happy thoughts!
ps. that is the first and last time i will ever post that many pictures of me. in fact i may have to delete this in like an hour.
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[01 Aug 2003|01:53am] |
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tonight was fucked up! amberr and candiss... evil is what you are. and um like when i entered the car there was a sex-change sitting next to amberr. i almost stared. no more dino. ever.
translation? first two bands, no one cares. terror was good. every time i die was good. throwdown? dont know, dont care.
it was nice seeing you old chaps! shawna. that boy is fine.
( uh oh. look what i done did! )
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[30 Jul 2003|01:34pm] |
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lance just woke me up. when a sister falls asleep at 5:00 am, its only polite not to wake a sister up at 1:30 pm. i mean, really. apparently im supposed to get ready and go to amberrs to hang out with him and gus. no. i just woke up. if i go anywhere itll be around 6. this is the most ridiculous post i ever did write. whyyyy? i wonder if candiss is in hoe-p today. i wonder if shes even in america. i dont like it when my brother doesnt share. are they really sueing you if you have kazaa? thats stupid, yo. olivia is coming to florida and this is me being excited. every time i die, throwdown, and terror tomorrow, d00d. brofest football game!
must it constantly rain in florida? this is bullshit!
and also im clueless about this whole school thing. do we have like a senior orientation or something? and when does school start, 6th or 7th??
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[28 Jul 2003|03:11pm] |
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so warped tour was fucking cool. before we went in we proved how "street" we are by exploring downtown jacksonville. the monorail wasnt even running. i screamed and grabbed tiffies arm a lot. whatever. im still a hood-rat at heart.
errbody was at warped. it was just nuts! the only band i wanted to see was vendetta red. they did awesome. did i mention i met them? thats right. and i met my role model, the chick from tsunami bomb. we met many others too but they dont even matter. (tim armstrong, thrice, drummer from afi, all-american rejects, the starting line, bowling for soup, blahblah etc) apparently bert from the used was chillin by us the whole time. its a good thing i didnt see him, surely i wouldve jumped him.
free easy mac samples and vegan shepards pie are the best things that ever happened to my mouth.
gus i did not get your shirt. i didnt even have money for proper water. i had to drink the canned tour water. talk about sick!
so far today ive been in the hospital the whole time. gross out. tonight im hanging out with the mafia.
oh and so now im pissed because i just realized i missed the best day of the year... $1, $3, $5, $10 sale at urban outfitters. it was yesterday. i suck.
( BONER!!! )
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[24 Jul 2003|08:55pm] |
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please disregard my last post. it was the half-retard part of me, i swurr! but im not going to delete it because its how i felt at the time.
im finally getting my hurr did tomorrow. it kept getting canceled because amber is very rude and thinks of herself more than my head. its a good thing shes homeless now or id have to be mad at her. since everyone has all of a sudden gone blonde ive decided that black is the new blonde. like omg.
tomorrow is my last day in california. i have so much to do. shopping, visits, and primping. im coming back for this christmas break though so i can take some campus tours. thats right, kimmies going to college! imagine that. i WILL go to ASU, but my family still wants me to look at UC schools. im such a senior. most excellent. and by most excellent i mean "shit! im scurred!".
well this post has absolutely no significance to you. so let me just end it... I'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY, TIFFIE! AND EVERYONE ELSE I'LL SEE YOU SUNDAY!!! or you know sometime soon.
also. hi, i love lily!
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